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19, born in USA, name's Maher. I enjoy pretty much anything: BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Adventure Time, Chess, Star-trek Chess, Classical Music, Food, Cabin Pressure, Ottoman Empire, Persian Empire, Chemistry, Code Geass, Full Metal Alcemist, Legend of Korra, Horror, Arnold Shwarzenegger, Swords, Elder Scrolls, Enchanted Arms, Nobunaga's Ambition, Astronomy, Clowns (I love clowns), Crayons, Food again, boxes, Yugioh, Pokemon, lots of stuff.
1 year ago
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yes this is perfectionguys, am i doing it right? is this even funny anymore?
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Source: regal-fish
1 year ago
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I threw a wish in the well,
Don’t ask me, I’ll never tellI
Ate you as it fell,
But now, I’ve got a belly.
I trade my soul for a bite
All of England so I might
Cure this longing stomach ache,
You Sexy marble cake
Your stare was holdin’,
Black, white layers showin’
Hot, fresh, just out of the oven
Sherlock, give that cake to me.
[Chorus]
Hey, I just smelled you,
And I bet you’re tasty,
So, here’s my stomach
Come inside me, maybe?
It’s hard not to salivate
At you baby.
Your filling shall be effusive
Just come inside me, already!
Hey, I just smelled you,
And I bet you’re tasty,
So, here’s my stomach
Come inside me, maybe?
And all the vegetables,
Try to force an entry,
But here’s my stomach
Come inside me, maybe?
[Verse 2]
You took your time to digest,
But, hell yes you were the best.
Even Sherlock wouldn’t have guessed
Oh wait, look a belly.
I beg, and borrow and steal
This euphoria is so real
Not kidnapping John today
Cake, baby you’re in my way.
Your stare was holdin’,
Black, white layers showin’
Hot, fresh, just out of the oven
Where you think you’re going, baby?
[Chorus]
Hey, I just smelled you,
And I bet you’re tasty,
So, here’s my stomach
Come inside me, maybe?
It’s hard not to salivate
At you baby.
Your filling shall be effusive
Just come inside me, already!
Hey, I just smelled you,
And I bet you’re tasty,
So, here’s my stomach
Come inside me, maybe?
And all the vegetables,
Try to force an entry,
But here’s my stomach
Come inside me, maybe?
(Verse 3)
Before you came into my life
All I had was Lestrade
All I had was Lestrade
All I had was Les-les-trade
Before you came into my life
All I had was Lestrade
And you should know that
All I had was Lestrade
It’s hard not to salivate
At you baby.
Your filling shall be effusive
Just come inside me, already!
Hey, I just smelled you,
And I bet you’re tasty,
So, here’s my stomach
Come inside me, maybe?
And all the vegetables,
Try to force an entry,
But here’s my stomach
Come inside me, maybe?
Before you came into my life
All I had was Lestrade
All I had was Lestrade
All I had was Les-les-trade
Before you came into my life
All I had was Lestrade
And you should know that
So, come inside me maybe?
